Prompt! Free AU to a good home!

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I need to get this out of my head so I can, you know, write things I've already promised to write.  So this crossover/AU is free to anyone who wants it.

Ever seen The Great Escape?  Have you noticed there are certain character parallels to SGA?  I have!  Rewriting the movie (with, I think, a slightly happier ending) could be a lot of fun- but I don't have the time.  So, please, enjoy yourselves!


Steven Caldwell -"the Captain"- SBO
Rodney McKay -Richard Attenborough- Big X
John Sheppard -Steve McQueen- Cooler King
Evan Lorne -James Garner- Scrounger
Carson Beckett -"Sandy MacDonald"- Intelligence
Peter Kavanagh -Charles Bronson- Tunnel King
Sgt. Bates -"William Dickes"- Tunnel King
Radek Zelenka-"Ashley-Pitt"- Dispersal
? -"Cavendish"- Surveyor
David Parrish -Donald Pleasance- Forger
Aiden Ford -"Archie Ives"- the Mole
Ronon Dex -James Coburn- Manufacturer
Chuck Campbell -"Goff"- the young American gofer

Cowen- Luger- Kommandant
Ladon- Werner- Ferret